The Force is strong with this one

Don't act so surprised, Your Highness. You weren't on any mercy mission this time. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you. A tremo...

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You don't believe in the Force, do you? Dantooine. They're on Dantooine. What?! In my experience, there is no such thing as luck. She must have hidden the plans in the escape pod. Send a detachment down to retr...

Our friends are coming back again!

Yeah. Give a little credit to our public schools. Perhaps, but perhaps your civilization is merely the sewer of an even greater society above you! No! The kind with looting and maybe starting a few fires! Ooh, ...

The time of peace was restored

Did I mention we have comfy chairs? They're not aliens, they're Earth…liens! You hit me with a cricket bat. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! No, I'll fix it. I'm good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeist...

How am I supposed to drive?

Ye-ha! I don't know what you're talking about. I am a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan-- Alderaan? I'm not going to Alderaan. I've got to go home. It's late, I'm in for it as it...